HEY GUESS WHAT ( Read more... )

THIS POST COMES IN SIX PARTS:

( PART ONE: KRISTOPHER NEIL ALLEN )

That English story I posted a few paragraphs of the other day? Well, it's due tomorrow, so I figured I might as well post it. And I know that the ending is, well, you'll see, but it might help if you assume that there's some ~meaning behind it, not just that I had too many pages already.
Title from this e.e. cummings poem. (I'm not positive about ( Read more... )

PS, I TOTALLY NEED TRANSLATING HELP RN ( Read more... )

OK, SO GUESS WHAT.
Senor Anthony is making us write stories (YAY), and so I am. AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
In a while, once I finish the first draft, I'll ask for opinions and such, but right now, I need to know whether or not it's even worth continuing. It's not too late to scrap it now, but it soon will be.

( yes, her name is Barley. because she is just THAT COOL, OK? )

"People in NH get testy if you say that you're from there when you're not from there. They get even more testy than they already are, which is pretty darned testy ( Read more... )

Y HELLO THAR ( Read more... )

I finished my first paragraph, guys! THIS IS EXCITING. IT IS OVER A PAGE LONG. AND UTTER SHITE ( Read more... )

HAVE I GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU!

- assuming that Vonnegut makes us like Billy Pilgrim (Slaughterhouse Five) (which I just spent the past thirty-six minutes proving, so plz don't contradict me), WHY DOES HE DO THIS?
- same novel: why is there time travel in SH5?

PLZ TO BE HELPING, AND I PROMISE A PROPER POST WILL COME SOON.

Guess what ( Read more... )